Twitter! Get with it!

This terrific event just happened and.....

hang on, I've just got to twitter it first....

Still here? Right, were was I? Oh I remember, I was in the middle of writing something incredibly interesting, but then I realised that I needed to tweet it.

Well, you know how it is. My hundreds of fans are so loyal and hang on my every word, that naturally I would want to be the first to notify them.

Oops, wait! I've just seen this amazing sight that I'm going to snap it with my cell-phone.

OMG! I must upload it immediately to my Twitter fans. they've got to see it first. Hey guys - check this out! lol!

I've just seen a tweet from another fan, lmao - it's hilarious. Yeah...she said that she saw a squirrel in the park, and wow..what an amazing photo she's taken. I replied straight away, "super snap" I said, "you're amazing! Go girl!"

I've got one fan who actually met someone who was at Michael Jackson's funeral. How cool is that? So I said I'll make a Hubpage out of it. "A Hubpage!" she replied, "wow..OMG!"

Yeah so here is my Hubpage!

btw, I'm off to see the next eclipse on Easter Island. This is going to blow my Twitter fans out of the water. Imagine, I could twitter the event live! I'll get loads of followers after that. Yeah - the sun disappears and it gets dark in the day.

Not sure how to get there yet but according to the calendar its between Christmas Island and August Bank Holiday Island. Can't be that far away then.

It's my ambition to get 50 million trillion followers.

Just think, jeez, that's more people than actually live in Nebraska!

At the moment I'm following about a million people, and some of them are celebrities! I'm even following some royals and the White House. Never new they lived in the same place! There's some dude at Bucking Sham Palace somewhere who is sooo English!

Just a mo...Britney has just made a tweet. she's great isn't she? I've just replied "Hey Brit - luv ya babe!" I know she reads my tweets, she just hasn't got round to replying yet.

I've just followed the new Miss Universe - she's a real babe! Venus Williams I think she's called. No, correction, Hot-Rocker on facebook just said it's Miss Venus Whayler!

Anyway, sorry, can't finish this Hub anymore - got to go to work.

I'm into SEO - that's Special Eviscerating Operator on the biggest conveyor belt of fresh chickens worldwide. Wait till I tell them who I've been talking to! The workers I mean - the birds wouldn't give a tweet! lol!